Bibliograph

Let's pretend this never happened, (a mostly true memoir), Jenny Lawson

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Let's pretend this never happened, (a mostly true memoir), Jenny Lawson

Language

eng

resource.biographical

autobiography

Illustrations

illustrations

Index

no index present

Literary Form

non fiction

Main title

Let's pretend this never happened

Oclc number

759911084

Responsibility statement

Jenny Lawson

Sub title

(a mostly true memoir)

Summary

In an illustrated memoir, the creator of the Bloggess blog shares humorous stories from her life, including her awkward upbringing in Texas and her relationship with her husband

Table Of Contents

Machine generated contents note: I Was a Three-Year-Old Arsonist -- My Childhood: David Copperfield Meets Guns & Ammo Magazine -- Stanley, the Magical Talking Squirrel -- Don't Tell Your Parents -- Jenkins, You Motherfucker -- If You Need an Arm Condom, It Might Be Time to Reevaluate Some of Your Life Choices -- Draw Me a Fucking Dog -- And That's Why Neil Patrick Harris Would Be the Most Successful Mass Murderer Ever -- No One Ever Taught Me Couch Etiquette -- Just Your Average Engagement Story -- It Wasn't Stew -- Married on the Fourth of July -- There's No Place like Home -- A Series of Helpful Post-it Notes I Left Around the House for My Husband This Week -- The Dark and Disturbing Secrets HR Doesn't Want You to Know -- If You See My Liver, You've Gone Too Far -- My Vagina Is Fine Thanks for Asking -- Phone Conversation I Had with My Husband After I Got Lost for the Eighty Thousandth Time -- And Then I Got Stabbed in the Face by a Serial Killer -- Thanks for the Zombies, Jesus -- Making Friends with Girls -- I Am the Wizard of Oz of Housewives (In That I Am Both "Great and Terrible" and Because I Sometimes Hide Behind the Curtains) -- The Psychopath on the Other Side of the Bathroom Door -- An Open Letter to My Husband, Who Is Asleep in the Next Room -- Just to Clarify: We Don't Sleep with Goats -- Stabbed by Chicken -- It Wasn't Even My Crack -- Honestly, I Don't Even Know Where I Got That Machete: A Comic Tragedy in Three Parts Days -- I'm Going to Need an Old Priest and a Young Priest -- And That's Why You Should Learn to Pick Your Battles -- Hairless Rats: Free for Kids Only -- And Then I Snuck a Dead Cuban Alligator on an Airplane -- You Can't Go Home Again (Unless You Want to Get Mauled by Wild Dogs)

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Let us pretend this never happened

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